Saturday, December 19, 2020

100 Views

If this very website gets 100 views or more I will release plushies of Fat Vampire, Deputy, The Boss, & Tumble Weed Dave.  If you get a plushie or spend $20 you will get a chance to get a limited edition King Cactus plushie.  You even get a special autographed by me.  But my handwriting is terrible! So please excuse it.  There’s also a plushie I’m working on and a pillow if you want to see these things you have to wait.  There is also a secret plushie I have not mention.  It’s not in the books it’s not one of my characters it’s in it’s own book. Thank you for reading.  The plushies will come out sometime next year.  I’m not accepting pre orders because I do not have my shop yet.  Thank you again for reading this I hope you have a wonderful day.  

Friday, December 11, 2020

The Secret of Tumble Weed Dave


The secret behind Tumble Weed Dave is this it’s not really clear and no one really knows how he was made or where he comes from.  But since I’m the author I know.  He was a young boy. A witch caught him and made him drink a potion mixed with a combination of cactus juice,  a thorn and melted gold.  

He has good powers and he doesn’t want to be mean to anyone he wants to help society more.  From the Boss and Bandit who was trying to steal 40,000 coins of gold and silver.  For many years now he was always living in the Cactus Kingdom.  When he was free he decided to go with his two hero’s Splatoon and Fat Vampire.  Strength 4086 Speed 4000 kilometers per second and 8 kilometers in a hour.  Thorn explosion 40,000.  

Thank you for reading this whole thing see you later! 




I’m Sorry For Taking So Long

So you maybe wondering is Bruce’s Books dead?  No I’m perfectly breathing.  It took me a while to do these things for you guys.  As a apolog...