I’m Sorry For Taking So Long

So you maybe wondering is Bruce’s Books dead?  No I’m perfectly breathing.  It took me a while to do these things for you guys.  As a apology I made a Fat Vampire cardboard cut out and a Mystery Gang plushie.  

And yes I’ve been working on the West 3 it’s going to take a little bit but it’s going to be great!   Like my mascot always says patients is key.  I’m also working on a Fat Vampire plushie which is going to take a little while.  But I think my old one is gone but the new one will be so much better.  

Thank you everyone for reading this I appreciate your support see you in the next post! 

First Year Anniversary

It’s our First Year Anniversary of The West!  So it’s our one year anniversary I made a deputy doll.  We can all decide weather or not to make merch but remember we need to get a 100 views on one post to make those plushies.  If you want a plushie share this post with everyone! Your friends, teachers, dogs and cats! For now we are leaving it like this and also I want to mention Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone! I also may make a new character named Julia.  Thank you for reading this I know it’s short but enjoy your Valentine’s Day! 

The West One

Hi my name is Dusty!  Today I’m going to read you the West.  Once upon a time there was a man named the Boss.  This man was no ordinary man no he’s not alien no He  didn’t come from a different planet   And no he’s not a werewolf.  He took a lollipop from an orphan.  He was going to the police station to get locked up.  He still has his 6 shooter and he realized the person the person who locked him up was the Deputy.  That’s when he realized he had his 6 shooter.  Then he wiped it out and pointed it at Deputy.  Deputy saw him and took out his shield.  But of course every bullet fell down.  That’s why Mr. Bullet became a living thing.  A portal from space and time a man jumped out and shot them through a large machine and that’s why the bosses men came out and try to fight them but it didn’t really work out.  

The End.....for now 

100 Views

If this very website gets 100 views or more I will release plushies of Fat Vampire, Deputy, The Boss, & Tumble Weed Dave.  If you get a plushie or spend $20 you will get a chance to get a limited edition King Cactus plushie.  You even get a special autographed by me.  But my handwriting is terrible! So please excuse it.  There’s also a plushie I’m working on and a pillow if you want to see these things you have to wait.  There is also a secret plushie I have not mention.  It’s not in the books it’s not one of my characters it’s in it’s own book. Thank you for reading.  The plushies will come out sometime next year.  I’m not accepting pre orders because I do not have my shop yet.  Thank you again for reading this I hope you have a wonderful day.  

The Secret of Tumble Weed Dave

The secret behind Tumble Weed Dave is this it’s not really clear and no one really knows how he was made or where he comes from.  But since I’m the author I know.  He was a young boy. A witch caught him and made him drink a potion mixed with a combination of cactus juice,  a thorn and melted gold.  

He has good powers and he doesn’t want to be mean to anyone he wants to help society more.  From the Boss and Bandit who was trying to steal 40,000 coins of gold and silver.  For many years now he was always living in the Cactus Kingdom.  When he was free he decided to go with his two hero’s Splatoon and Fat Vampire.  Strength 4086 Speed 4000 kilometers per second and 8 kilometers in a hour.  Thorn explosion 40,000.  

Thank you for reading this whole thing see you later! 

The Secret behind Fat Vampire 🧛‍♀️

Fat Vampire is a special vampire quote unquote.  He doesn’t intend on drinking blood he intends on drinking fat from foods.  He doesn’t want to turn into a regular old bat he wants to turn into a belly bat 🦇.   Always companies by his friend Splatoon.  Strength 2086 speed 8000 vision 26/80 and fly ability 80,000.  

Secrets

The first secret is the King Cactus he was not born this way he was made this way.  He had a chemical in his bloodstream but in about two weeks he became the cactus we all know today.  For strength 408 vision 1080 and health 486.  That’s a strong cactus am I right?